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lyrics

you're out at the bar late one saturday night
walking alone you're drunk from all the pints
eyes shot red so fucked you're seeing twice
can't find your way you're blinded by headlights
stumble upon a door you open with all your might
follow down stairs what you see is such a fright

a bunch of CHUDs drinking beers down by the keg
dancing and moving to shitty EDM
the place is packed and all the dudes are dicks
the girls don't like you cause you're not their kind of sick
its lookin' like there's gonna be a fight
and worst of all the drinks are overpriced

the CHUDs come up from the underground saturday night
walkin' down the streets they're lookin' for a fight
turnin' humans into CHUDs on sight
an army of braindead fucks fill the night
the TV news has nothing much to say
i just pray that officer Goodman comes to save the day

a feast of flesh becomes this human zoo

what makes you think that this isn't true
disease is spreading like the flu
what makes you think that this isn't true
CHUDs are coming after you
and they're gonna dine, gonna dine, gonna dine on you

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from A Thousand Year Flood, released March 11, 2016

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